......and you wonder WHY I like "RETIREMENT" ....................
Question: How many days in a week?
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Share this one with all the retirees that you know. I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward too....