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Five Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

NUMBER 5: "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

NUMBER 4: "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to."

NUMBER 3: "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!"

NUMBER 2: "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

NUMBER 1: (Raising your head slowly) "...in Jesus' name, Amen"

Thought for the day:
"A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."