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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper, stand in front of the mirror, and start rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked, "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years? "Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid Stupid man.