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Modern Time Maxims for the Internet Age

~ Home is where you hang your @.

~ The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

~ A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

~ You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

~ Great groups from little icons grow.

~ Speak softly and carry a cell phone.

~ C:\ is the root of all directories.

~ Don't put all your hypes in one homepage.

~ Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

~ The modem is the message.

~ Too many clicks spoil the site.

~ The geek shall inherit the earth.

~ A chat has nine lives.

~ Don't byte off more than you can view.

~ Fax is stranger than fiction.

~ What boots up must come down.

~ Virtual reality is its own reward.

~ Modulation in all things.

~ A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

~ There's no place like http://www.home.com

~ Know what to expect before you connect.

~ Oh, what a tangled Web we weave when first we practice.

~ Speed thrills.

~ Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.